Michael Scott Gallegos - Wife Quotes

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I learned how to work on automatic pilot over the years. It takes a lot of practice to keep a wife calm. I've actually become a wife-whisperer during my 32 years of marriage.

Michael Scott Gallegos

My wife says that I should be working for retirement instead of pursuing my sizzled dream of writing. I told her she was right. I should be working instead of goofing off. But, I'm a man. What does she expect?

Michael Scott Gallegos

My wife is talking to me this morning without realizing that her words go into my ears and drop directly to my toes. I hear their thud as they land and maybe a small wisp of air as they pass my brain.... I need her to understand that the alligator in my head is eating the meaning of her words as my toes become crammed with their debris. She will still yell at me, but I have a good excuse now that I have an alligator residing in my head.

Michael Scott Gallegos