Michael Flanders Quotes

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I don't eat people,
I won't eat people,
I don't eat people,
Eating people is wrong!

Michael Flanders
Heat won't pass from a cooler to a hotter,
You can try it if you like but you'd far better notter.

Michael Flanders
Pity the poor old rhino with
A bodger on its bonce.

Michael Flanders
Pee – Po – Belly – Bum – Drawers!
Let's write rude words all down our street,
Stick out our tongues at the people we meet,
Let's have an intellectual treat.

Michael Flanders
Away on the hilltop sat combing her hair
His fair Hippopotamine maid.
The Hippopotamus was no ignoramus
And sang her this sweet serenade:

Mud! Mud! Glorious mud!
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.

Michael Flanders
That monarch of the road,
Observer of the Highway Code,
That big six-wheeler
Scarlet-painted
London Transport
Diesel-engined
Ninety-seven horse power
Omnibus!

Michael Flanders
I'm a G-nu, I'm a G-nu,
The g-nicest work of g-nature at the zoo!
I'm a G-nu, how do you do?
You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho.

Michael Flanders
No more will I go
To Blandford Forum
And Mortehoe -
On the Slow Train
From Midsomer Norton
And Mumby Road -
No churns, no porter
No cat on a seat
At Chorlton-cum-Hardy
Or Chester-le-Street
I won't be leaving again
On the Slow Train

Michael Flanders
The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long,
And likewise wise
But headstrong strong

Michael Flanders
We call him "Duck-billed Platypus" And mock him for his name: He does not seem to mind it. He feels no sense of shame Because he does not know himself By such a title, He's a "Golden, Shining Love-Bird" In Duck-billed Platypese.

Michael Flanders