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Sabrina turned back to the house and saw the horrible truth- a pair of legs was sticking out from beneath it and they were wearing a pari of shiny silver shoes with a remarkable red tint to them. She suddenly realized they hadn't just entered a story. They had entered one of the most famous stories ever told. "Daphne, I don't think we're in Ferryport Landing anymore.
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That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.
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Puck turned to Sabrina. "What is she doing down there?" Hiding, I guess." Puck leaned down and poked his head under the seat. "I found you." Ms. Smirt shrieked. Puck lifted himself up to his full height and laughed. "She's fun." He leaned back down and she screamed again. "I could do this all day. Can I keep her?
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I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing.
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Girls, I need to tell you some things about our family," Sabrina said. "Have you ever heard of the Brothers Grimm?
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When the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different
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Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.
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Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have." Well, maybe you should stop. I'd hate to burn out that little peanut in your head.
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I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.
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I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?
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Puck flapped up to the happy couple. "Wait a minute! You have to ask someone to marry you? No one told me that! I thought you just hit them with a club and dragged them back to your cave!" Henry put his arm around Sabrina. "You're officially grounded from ever getting married." "Thank you," Sabrina whispered sincerely.
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Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried. "The arrow coming out is totally more fun to watch going in.
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I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it." "Oh yeah, when?" "I think it happened around the seventeenth year," Henry said.
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That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said. "How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked. "Considerably less cool," Puck replied.
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You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter." "Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm waiting for the movie," Puck said.
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But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.
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Now you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age!" "Honey, he's four thousand years old," Veronica said.
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So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty." Henry turned pale and stammered. Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.
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How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.
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Mirror sighed. "I believe everyone deserves a happily ever after. But I think that happy endings don't just happen by accident- you can't wait for one. You have to make them happen.
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Freaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse secret?" "Absolutely!" the prince said.
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Born:
August 16, 1969
(age 55)
Bio:
Michael William Buckley is a best selling children’s book author who is currently writing The Sisters Grimm and the N.E.R.D.S. book series.
Known for:
The Fairy-tale Detectives (2005)
The Problem Child (2006)
The Unusual Suspects (2005)
The Everafter War (2009)
The Inside Story (2010)
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