Mel Brooks Quote

We were so poor my mother couldn't afford to have me; the lady next door gave birth to me.


Playboy (February 1975)


We were so poor my mother couldn't afford to have me; the lady next door gave birth to me.

We were so poor my mother couldn't afford to have me; the lady next door gave birth to me.

We were so poor my mother couldn't afford to have me; the lady next door gave birth to me.

We were so poor my mother couldn't afford to have me; the lady next door gave birth to me.