God, what if TMZ got hold of the truth about me? What a liar I am, I mean? What kind of role model am I? I make Vanessa Hudgens look like Mother Freaking Teresa. Minus the whole nudity thing. Because I'm not about to take naked photos of myself and send them to my boyfriend.

The Princess Diaries, Volume X: Forever Princess (ed. Harper Collins, 2009) - ISBN: 9780061985621