Quotes about Martha Stewart

5 Sourced Quotes

It's been five years, we still can't catch Osama bin Laden, but we've nailed Martha Stewart and Barry Bonds' ass to the wall. The world's worst terrorist is still dragging his dialysis machine through a Pakistani strip mall right now, but the doily broad and the slugger prick won't bother us again.

Christopher Titus

I told him I had always kept my inner Martha Stewart chained in the basement, but for his sake I would set her loose.

Sighing dismally, she acknowledged that some things just weren't humanly possible - not even Martha Stewart could fold fitted sheets.

Karen Marie Moning

Charles Manson, Jeffrey Daumer, Martha Stewart; criminals, or just misunderstood?

I have a good memory for certain things. And a very short memory for painful things — that's my favorite Martha Stewart quote, by the way.

Reese Witherspoon