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The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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How empty is theory in the presence of fact!
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Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.
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Tell the truth or trump — but get the trick.
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When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
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For a forgotten fact is news when it comes again.
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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Name the greatest of all the inventors: Accident.
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Always dress a fact in tights, never in an ulster.
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As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.
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The best of us would rather be popular than right.
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By the Shadow of Death, but he's a lightning pilot!
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Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.
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Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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In all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
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"Classic." A book which people praise and don't read.
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The stars ain't so close together as they look to be.
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Fire is beautiful; some day it will be useful, I think.
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God's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn.
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He saw nearly all things as through a glass eye, darkly.
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It is a pity we can't escape from life when we are young.
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Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
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Adam, at Eve's grave: Wheresoever she was, THERE was Eden.
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It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.
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Some German words are so long that they have a perspective.
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The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
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The serene confidence which a Christian feels in four aces.
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We are half ruined by conformity, but we should be wholly ruined without it.
Charles Dudley Warner
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Born:
November 30, 1835
Died:
April 21, 1910
(aged 74)
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