What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.


notebook entry, Dec. 30, 1902, in Albert B. Paine, ed., Mark Twain's Notebook [1935]

Mark Twain Quotes

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.