Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.


Draft manuscript (c.1881), quoted by Albert Bigelow Paine in Mark Twain: A Biography (1912), p. 724.

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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.