He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.


Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar, in Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894


He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.