A thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.


Alex Ayres The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain (1987)


A thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.

A thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.

A thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.

A thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.