When asked what he thought about the existence of heaven or hell:

I don't want to express an opinion. You see, I have friends in both places.

Sometimes quoted as: I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations (Courier Corporation, 2012), p. 340

Mark Twain Quotes

I don't want to express an opinion. You see, I have friends in both places.

I don't want to express an opinion. You see, I have friends in both places.

I don't want to express an opinion. You see, I have friends in both places.

I don't want to express an opinion. You see, I have friends in both places.