Mark Twain Quote

I bring you this stately matron named Christendom, returning bedraggled, besmirched, and dishonored from pirate raids in Kiao-Chow, Manchuria, South Africa, and the Phillipines, with her soul full of meanness, her pocket full of boodle, and her mouth full of pious hypocrisies. Give her soap and a towel, but hide the looking-glass.

Dear Mark Twain: Letters from His Readers (ed. Univ of California Press, 2013) - ISBN: 9780520261341