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Yo! You're my dope dealer not my thesis adviser. If I wanted your opinion about my dissertation, I'd have asked for it, Motherfucker!
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You are fiercely heterosexual and well-formed, and it's no one's business that you've shrunk your parents and keep them in a terranium, but you have a gatling gun for a mouth, and if that's a diary you're producing from your cleavage, I'm leaving.
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I guess I can picture things once they're done - I just can't picture actually doing them.
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I think it's important to maintain a cheery disposition. This will hasten the restoration of Paradise.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
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Born:
1956
(age 68)
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Mark Leyner is an American postmodernist author.
Known for:
Gone with the Mind (2016)
Et tu, babe (1992)
My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist (1990)
The tetherballs of Bougainville (1997)
I smell Esther Williams (1983)
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