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Yo! You're my dope dealer not my thesis adviser. If I wanted your opinion about my dissertation, I'd have asked for it, Motherfucker!

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You are fiercely heterosexual and well-formed, and it's no one's business that you've shrunk your parents and keep them in a terranium, but you have a gatling gun for a mouth, and if that's a diary you're producing from your cleavage, I'm leaving.

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I guess I can picture things once they're done - I just can't picture actually doing them.

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I think it's important to maintain a cheery disposition. This will hasten the restoration of Paradise.

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While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I'm in a monogamous relationship and very happy. Twitter should ban my mother.
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Mark Leyner

Mark Leyner
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Born: 1956 (age 70)
Bio: Mark Leyner is an American postmodernist author.
Known for:
  1. Gone with the Mind (2016)
  2. Et tu, babe (1992)
  3. My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist (1990)
  4. The tetherballs of Bougainville (1997)
  5. I smell Esther Williams (1983)

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