Okay, let me get a pen." There were rustling noises. "I can't find one." More noises. "Okay, shoot." "You found a pen?" "No, but I have a can of Cheez Whiz. I'll write your number on the counter with it, then find a pen and copy it." Jaine recited her number and listened to the spewing noise as Shelley Cheez-Whizzed it on her countertop.
Mr Perfect (ed. Simon and Schuster, 2012) - ISBN: 9781471105258