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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
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There will be sex after death; we just won't be able to feel it.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it....
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
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If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?
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I've seen these women all my life, I know how they walk, I know how they talk...
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It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework
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I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
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All my life I've wanted to be somebody. But now I see I should have been more specific.
Tomlin speaking as an ineffectual aerobics instructor
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When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.
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All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
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There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all... I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying — but when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic?
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If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
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Interviewer:
You once said you had a drug problem...
Lily:
Yeah, I still do. It's so hard to find good grass these days.
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True, the initial ideas are in general those of an individual, but the establishment of the reality and truth is in general the work of more than one person.
Willard Libby
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September 1, 1939
(age 84)
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