Look, I know this seems a little half-assed...' 'No, dude. I'd be thrilled if this plan were half-assed. This is, like, no-assed.' 'You're right. It's the most no-assed thing I've ever done in my life.
Going Bovine (ed. Delacorte Books for Young Readers, 2009) - ISBN: 9780375893766