There is a hideous invention called the Dewey Decimal System. And you have to look up your topic in books and newspapers. Pages upon pages upon pages… Uncle Will frowned. Didn't they teach you how to go about research in that school of yours? No. But I can recite 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' while making martinis. I weep for the future. There's where the martinis come in.

The Diviners (ed. Little, Brown Books for Young Readers, 2012) - ISBN: 9780316214643