Lewis Black Quote

Or you'll get on your cell phone, which is really smart. "Oh I'm gonna be late!" That's fuckin smart: to drive with one of those fuckin things in your hand. It's bad enough that people are in supermarkets — "Honey, I love you." FUCK YOU, okay? Shut-up! I'm trying to buy a tomato, okay, got it? I'm even carrying mine, this piece of shit. This is Sprint. [someone cheers] Oh.. FUCK SPRINT. okay? You work for those idiots, I need to talk to you. "Every call is crystal clear." Yeah, right: to yourself! You can hear you!

The End of the Universe (2002)

Or you'll get on your cell phone, which is really smart. Oh I'm gonna be late! That's fuckin smart: to drive with one of those fuckin things in your...

Or you'll get on your cell phone, which is really smart. Oh I'm gonna be late! That's fuckin smart: to drive with one of those fuckin things in your...

Or you'll get on your cell phone, which is really smart. Oh I'm gonna be late! That's fuckin smart: to drive with one of those fuckin things in your...

Or you'll get on your cell phone, which is really smart. Oh I'm gonna be late! That's fuckin smart: to drive with one of those fuckin things in your...