I called the police. I said, "They've stolen my rental car, a Plymouth Horizon." The policeman said, "I guess they took it for a joyride." I said, "You know, I don't think you're listening, asshole. The car is a Plymouth Horizon. It is not a joy to ride!" This is a car that goes forty-five miles an hour with the wind; if you actually turn off the air conditioner you can supercharge the little fucker to forty-eight. I got a nosebleed I was having so much fun in the car. I didn't even want the piece of shit, so I was staggered to find out somebody took it.


The White Album (2000)

Lewis Black Quotes

I called the police. I said, They've stolen my rental car, a Plymouth Horizon. The policeman said, I guess they took it for a joyride. I said, You...

I called the police. I said, They've stolen my rental car, a Plymouth Horizon. The policeman said, I guess they took it for a joyride. I said, You...

I called the police. I said, They've stolen my rental car, a Plymouth Horizon. The policeman said, I guess they took it for a joyride. I said, You...

I called the police. I said, They've stolen my rental car, a Plymouth Horizon. The policeman said, I guess they took it for a joyride. I said, You...