Lewis Black Quote

You don't want to go to Miami. Everybody's always delighted with it—no! Listen! The temperature down there is always over ninety and the humidity—and here's the problem—is way over 100%, way. And you know how it's over 100% humidity? When you're walking down the street for five minutes thinking to yourself, "You know, I should have put deodorant on my balls." That's over a hundred. Because that's not something you'd think of on your own.

The White Album (2000)