You don't want to go to Miami. Everybody's always delighted with it—no! Listen! The temperature down there is always over ninety and the humidity—and here's the problem—is way over 100%, way. And you know how it's over 100% humidity? When you're walking down the street for five minutes thinking to yourself, "You know, I should have put deodorant on my balls." That's over a hundred. Because that's not something you'd think of on your own.

The White Album (2000)