Leonore Fleischer Quotes

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If you are reading a large newspaper, all spread out on the table, your cat will come and sit on the very paragraph you are reading, the talented cat draping her tail with miraculous precision over the very line you're not finished with.

Leonore Fleischer

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?

Leonore Fleischer

New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with a waiter holding out pleasure in his right hand and indigestion in his left. If you've got the bucks, this burg has the bangs.

Leonore Fleischer

From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap...

Leonore Fleischer

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

Leonore Fleischer

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

Leonore Fleischer