Larry Wall Quotes

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Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

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Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds.

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The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

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Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.

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But you have to allow a little for the desire to evangelize when you think you have good news.

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Real theology is always rather shocking to people who already think they know what they think. I'm still shocked myself.

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If you want to see useful Perl examples, we can certainly arrange to have comp. lang. misc flooded with them, but I don't think that would help the advance of civilization.

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I'd put my money where my mouth is, but my mouth keeps moving.

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I'm afraid my gut level reaction is basically, proceed is cute, but cute doesn't cut it in the emergency room.

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As a linguist, I don't think of Ada as a big language. Now, English and Japanese, those are big languages. Ada is just a medium-sized language.

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There's often more than one correct thing.
There's often more than one right thing.
There's often more than one obvious thing.

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If you want your program to be readable, consider supplying the argument.

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Tcl tends to get ported to weird places like routers.

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Sometimes we choose the generalization. Sometimes we don't.

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There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.

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There are many times when you want it to ignore the rest of the string just like atof() does. Oddly enough, Perl calls atof(). How convenient.

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Larry's 2nd Law of Language Redesign: Larry gets the colon.

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The problem with being consistent is that there are lots of ways to be consistent, and they're all inconsistent with each other.

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Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.

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I don't like this official/unofficial distinction. It sound, er, officious.

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It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences.

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Now, I'm not the only language designer with irrationalities. You can think of some languages to go with some of these things.

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Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality...

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True, it returns ' ' for false, but ' ' is an even more interesting number than 0.

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You tell it that it's indicative by appending $!. That's why we made $! such a short variable name, after all.

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The way I see it, if you declare something portable, you'll always be wrong, and if you declare it non-portable, you'll always be right.

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I wasn't recommending that we make the links for them, only provide them with the tools to do so if they want to take the gamble (or the gambol).

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I view the JVM as just another architecture that Perl ought to be ported to. (That, and the Underwood typewriter...)

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People understand instinctively that the best way for computer programs to communicate with each other is for each of the them to be strict in what they emit, and liberal in what they accept. The odd thing is that people themselves are not willing to be strict in how they speak, and liberal in how they listen. You'd think that would also be obvious. Instead, we're taught to express ourselves.

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