To Philip Larkin who had complained that he could not think of a rhyme for Stoke Poges:

An incontinent man from Stoke Poges
At the theatre would often soak loges.
To take care of that
He'd pee in his hat
Or a chamber pot made in Limoges.


Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (OUP Oxford, 2013), p. 242

Kenneth Thomson Quotes

An incontinent man from Stoke Poges At the theatre would often soak loges. To take care of that He'd pee in his hat Or a chamber pot made in Limoges.

An incontinent man from Stoke Poges At the theatre would often soak loges. To take care of that He'd pee in his hat Or a chamber pot made in Limoges.

An incontinent man from Stoke Poges At the theatre would often soak loges. To take care of that He'd pee in his hat Or a chamber pot made in Limoges.

An incontinent man from Stoke Poges At the theatre would often soak loges. To take care of that He'd pee in his hat Or a chamber pot made in Limoges.