Kathy Lette Quotes

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I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried—as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.

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All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.

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Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.

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If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.

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If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

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She [hoisted] up the waistband of her maternity knickers (now there was a good look — undies in which you could hold a revival meeting).

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Living with a teenage daughter is like living under the Taliban. Mothers are not allowed to dance, sing, flirt, laugh loudly or wear short skirts.

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A journey of self-discovery starts with a single step…But so does falling down a flight of stairs.

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People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

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What a woman needs is to marry a rich old boy, the sort of human handbag you can put down by the door at parties and pick up on the way home for the cab fare. With a complementary toy boy on the side.

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Most men think monogamy is something you make dining-room tables out of.

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All this male angst over size. It's attitude women are interested in. Women like a penis which says 'G'day! God am I glad to see you.'

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I didn't 'fall' pregnant! I was bloody well pushed.

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Psychiatry is a waste of good couches. Why should I make a psychiatrist laugh, and then pay him?

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You may only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

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Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

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Of writers with degrees in English:
University seems to have turned them into Conan the Grammarians, who fret over perfect sentence construction.

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A woman should never wait to be rescued by a knight in shining Armani but learn to stand on her own two stilettos.

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Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

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Dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

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