Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked at the local bicycle shop, and handed my virginity to him. You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let's call it a date. Needless to say he wasn't Mr. Right.

Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin (ed. Ballantine Books, 2009) - ISBN: 9780345518576