Karen Chance Quotes

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Is there anyone in this apartment who hasn't seen me naked? I demanded, grabbing the sheet and the phone. I genuinely hope so, Cassandra.

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You know, I was gutting this loser the other day, and I thought, It'd be more fun fighting that little dhampir. I wonder if she's recovered yet. And here you are. Lucky me, I said. Scarface grinned. You know, I might even let you live. You're funny.

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Poireaux vinaigrette aux grains de caviar. I did a quick translation. Leeks and fish eggs in vinegar? He grinned. It sounds better in French. Yeah, but did it taste better?

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Where. Is. He?" Alphonse repeated, although it sounded more like "Don't make me eat your face.

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My lord...I can explain-," Louis-Cesare began, looking less than certain that he could do anything of the kind. Radu held up a hand. "I am sure there is a perfectly good reason why my niece is naked and tied to her bed. I am also equally certain that I do not wish to hear it".

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They'll have to eat first. And by the time they're finished, you'll be back. With the condoms. Right. For the giant orgy you're convinced we're about to have in the backyard. Dory! Just go! I'll go with, Ray said, getting up. I need a snack. Which was how I ended up condom shopping with a vampire.

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Nobody said anything that time. Or maybe I just wasn't listening. After all, someone had to keep an eye on the fridge.

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The Circle had been less than thrilled by its choice, but we'd finally come to terms. As in, they were no longer trying to play Whac-A-Mole with my head. Only now they seemed to think they had the right to make sure that nobody else did, either. That was a problem, because the vampires felt the same way and the Senate didn't share well.

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No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph.

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Mess with my weed again and I'll be informing Daddy that there was an early casualty on the mission. I saw him wince at my designation for Mircea and grinned.

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Pritkin kissed like he did everything else, straightforward, accepting no prisoners and with an intensity that left me breathless. It was hot and hard and desperate, like he was starving for it, and I opened my mouth and took it, because, God.

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I couldn't see Pritkin's face very well, just a pale blur against the shadows, but he didn't sound happy. Some people thought he had only one mode... pissed off. In reality, he had plenty of them. Over the past few weeks, I'd learned to tell the difference between real pissed off, impatient pissed off and scared pissed off. I suspected that this was the last kind. If so, that made two of us.

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I narrowed my eyes at it. Ming-de's little gift, I assumed. You look better in color, I snapped. He sent me a sultry look over his shoulder. Really? Most women think I look better in nothing at all.

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I don't know. Just pick one. Well, there's a lot of choice. I mean, you got your flavored, your ridged, your pre-lubed, your thin, your super-ultra-thin, your super-ultra-thin-pre-lubed, your…Huh. Huh what? Would you look at this? he asked, examining a small box. It says it glows in the dark.

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You are nothing like Christine!" he said, in my face. "She was a responsibility, a mistake I made when young and foolish, and from whom I came to believe I would never be free!" "Then what am I?" I challenged, staring up into blazing sapphire eyes. "A joy.

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Not really hungry." "She'll eat." Pritkin said curtly. "I said —" "If you starve to death it would damage my professional reputation." "I eat plenty." "The same does not apply should I strangle you in understandable irritation, however." "I'll have a sandwich," I told Nick. "No meat.

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So maybe it was just as well that my companion was more like Mulder. A coked-out Mulder with a lot of weapons, who knew that the monsters under the bed were real and would gut you.

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They don't eat that much. In comparison to what? Starving marines?

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I'm beginning to sense a theme, Mircea said, tossing his suit coat over a buckskin-covered chair. A moose head with huge, outspread antlers loomed over it, its bright glass eyes looking oddly lifelike in the low light. Mircea took in the room, his expression slightly repulsed yet fascinated. I believe there is only one thing to say at this point. What's that? Yee haw, he said gravely, and took me down like a rodeo calf.

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Prevarication, how divine! I always did get along better with sinners.

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I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes.

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You mean you let him talk to you like that and you aren't even getting any Man what a rip-off.

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Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?" "I'll try,"I told him seriously. "You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny.

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And then I got to my feet and stumbled toward the door again. And got halfway there before I realized I was naked. Of course I am, I thought angrily, and went back to the bed for a sheet. God forbid I actually wake up dressed anymore.

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I started to duck under the spears, only to have the two vamps on the other wall suddenly appear in my face. Or, at least, their crotches did. Another day, I would have made a cute remark about heat and leather jock straps, but I wasn't feeling real cute right now.

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I'd never known that anyone could kiss in English, kiss in apologies.

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I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.

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To know Pritkin was to want to kill him, but so far I'd resisted temptation.

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And then Mircea finally let me down, only to get his hands inside the coat and push me against the wall. I'm dirty, I protested. He waggled his eyebrows. Promise? Mircea! I laughed in spite of myself…

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Mircea must have heard us come in, but he continued what he was doing. He stood with his back to us, the candlelight on his bare skin causing his muscles to fall into sharp relief. He'd washed the river gunk out of his hair and now he threw it back, the water droplets shimmering in the light. The scene looked for all the world like a really good romance novel cover.

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