Kage Baker Short Quotes

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So, um... are you alone out here?
I was, she said.

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Sight-seeing is the art of disappointment, I quoted.

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Times had changed.
Sooner or later, they always did.

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When you laugh at something, you don't fear it anymore.

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Is God a cruel bastard or what, to make love so painful?

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Terrorism was too tame for the Scots: they used lawyers.

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Privilege tends to soften the brain, or so I've observed.

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Ah, Los Angeles. One disaster after another, always has been.

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I had a productive day, without the distraction of conversation.

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I may cut my coat to follow fashion, sir, but not my conscience.

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Just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger, I was proven wrong.

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They find us outlandish, Lopez admitted. Extravagant. Eclectic. Unfathomable.

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Why should we obey you? Budu asked.
Because I'm, er, omnipotent, said Alec.

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Smashing things is the violent way stupid mortal monkeys solve their problems.

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The 1910 Edison film of Frankenstein was itself a dead thing revived by technology.

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The same intact culture that made them good businessmen also made many of them lousy parents.

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True believers aren't real receptive to the idea that what they're telling you is just mythology.

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Alec is beautiful, said Jill, bending down to kiss him.
Like a mushroom cloud! scoffed Balkister.

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Oh, that's childish, says Nicholas in disgust.
Well, so what? says Alec. We happen to be children.

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Did you know what would happen next? Did you know and sit there like God, silent, remorseless, useless?

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You have to be pretty damned hot and thirsty to enjoy a soy-milk smoothie, but they were, so it was okay.

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There, Joseph said. There's your answer.
It's not an answer, little man. It's many, many more questions.

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In 1921, Harry Houdini started his own film company called - wait for it - the Houdini Picture Corporation.

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Doubtless he was going to start bragging about being a god. It went with the profile of this sort of lunatic.

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Edward has a purpose for us. Ruling the world, I assume.
He can't, says Alec, aghast. That's what villains do!

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It was growing dusk, the blue hour when solid things take on a certain transparency and phantoms become palpable.

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Rutherford was a historian, after all, and secretly enjoyed it when the truth did injury to modern sensibilities.

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One should always avoid unnecessary unhappiness. Especially if one is an immortal. They taught us that in school.

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I looked up at several pockmarks in the nearest wall; if they weren't bullet holes, the place had damned big hailstones.

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I've been in the entertainment industry ever since, in one capacity or another. It's better than the Inquisition. Usually.

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