J.D. cleared his throat and pushed the button on the intercom. Uh, Payton, hi. It's J.D. Dead silence. Then another crackle. Sorry. Not interested. Cute. But J.D. persisted. Again with the button. I want to talk to you. Crackle. Ever hear of a telephone, asshole? Okay, he probably deserved that.

Practice Makes Perfect (ed. Penguin, 2009) - ISBN: 9781101019689