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A sekret ceases tew be a sekret if it iz once confided—it iz like a dollar bill, once broken, it iz never a dollar agin.
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We are happy in this world just in proporshun as we make others happy—i stand reddy tew bet 50 dollars on this saying.
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I had rather be a pot-bellied seed cowcumber, flung carelessly on a wood pile to ripen, than tew be an old bachelor.
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As a gineral thing, when a woman wares the britches, she has a good rite tew them.
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I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain't so.
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It iz comparitively eazy tew repent ov the sins that we hav committed, but tew repent ov thoze which we intend to commit, is asking tew mutch ov enny man, now days.
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Menny think tha luv their husbands almost tew deth, when in fack, tha are only jealous ov them.
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Linux is not in the public domain. Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches. That's the way that the license works.
Steve Ballmer
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Born:
April 21, 1818
Died:
October 14, 1885
(aged 67)
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