Josh Billings - Money Quotes

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When a doctor looks me square in the face and can't see no money in me, then I am happy.

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In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit—the wag of a dog's tail.

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The money and morality ov [sic] this world are a good deal alike, the principle never loses sight ov the interest.

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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

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Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for.

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I don't know as I want to bet any money, and give odds, on the man, who is always anxious to pray out loud, every chance he can get.

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If there is any human being that I thoroughly loath, it is the one who has nothing to boast of but his money—a mere pimp to his wealth.

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Marrying a woman for her money is very much like setting a rat-trap, and baiting it with your own finger.

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