John Waters Short Quotes

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To understand bad taste one must have very good taste.

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Going to a sensational murder trial is the only way I can relax.

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Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?

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I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?

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I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.

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Cheer up. You never know — maybe something awful will happen tomorrow.

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True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

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Get on the fashion nerves of your peers, not your parents - that is the key to fashion leadership.

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If you're not sure you could love your children, please don't have them, because they might grow up and kill us.

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I'd rather have a daughter in a whorehouse than a son in the police force,' Esther used to rage to anyone who would listen.

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I'll never be able to do a sequel to Pink Flamingos because it would have to end with Divine taking a shit and the dog eating it.

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"How could you think of such awful things?" liberal critics always ask. "How else could I possibly amuse myself?" I always wonder.

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Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?

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My idea of an interesting person is someone who is quite proud of their seemingly abnormal life and turns their disadvantage into a career.

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Watching a movie should be like hunting. Out of context, every image of the cinema is yours for a split second. Take them before they bury it.

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Not wanting anyone to pop my bubble by speaking to me, I immediately began reading Lesbian Nuns, and that did the trick. No one attempted small talk.

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I'd never trust anyone who hadn't spent at least one night of his youth in the local jail. The more hell you raise as a teen-ager, the sweeter your memories will be.

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Don't let me ever hear you say, 'I can't read fiction. I only have time for the truth.' Fiction is the truth, fool! Ever hear of 'literature'? That means fiction, too, stupid.

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Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any book you want without looking at the price and wondering if you can afford it.

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I would never want to live anywhere but Baltimore... It's as if every eccentric in the South decided to move north, ran out of gas in Baltimore, and decided to stay. No one moves here.

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I stopped taking drugs when I realized that pot smelled bad and LSD trips were becoming like TV reruns. I had had enough inner journeys — I felt I knew myself well enough, thank you.

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I love to read about anger. A "feel bad" book always makes me feel good. And no other novel in the history of literature is more depressing than Christina Stead's The Man Who Loved Children.

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