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I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one in the room to see this circular motion except him. He saw it and frowned.
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I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.
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I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried.
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Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds.
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Born:
February 8, 1949
(age 75)
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John Joseph Swartzwelder, Jr. is an American comedy writer and novelist, best known for his work on the animated television series The Simpsons. Born in Seattle, Washington, Swartzwelder began his career working in advertising.
Known for:
The Time Machine Did It (2002)
The Exploding Detective (2007)
How I Conquered Your Planet (2006)
Dead Men Scare Me Stupid (2008)
Double Wonderful (2005)
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