A frog once begged a genie to turn it into a princess. The genie clicked his fingers and a gorgeous princess emerged. Later, having gone for a meal at the genie's restaurant, the princess found nothing on the menu that she liked.
She asked the genie whether she could order her favorite dish. "Yes, of course," the genie said. The princess turned excitedly to the waiter and said, "A large plate of flies!"

Sermon at his Inauguration as Archbishop of York, 30 November 2005