I have learned that newborn infants roll their eyes around and move their heads and their arms in short jerky spasms. And if you homeschool them, they will stay this way forever.


The Areas of My Expertise (ed. Penguin, 2012) - ISBN: 9781101653616

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I have learned that newborn infants roll their eyes around and move their heads and their arms in short jerky spasms. And if you homeschool them,...

I have learned that newborn infants roll their eyes around and move their heads and their arms in short jerky spasms. And if you homeschool them,...

I have learned that newborn infants roll their eyes around and move their heads and their arms in short jerky spasms. And if you homeschool them,...

I have learned that newborn infants roll their eyes around and move their heads and their arms in short jerky spasms. And if you homeschool them,...