If he is anything other than a total gentleman, I'm going to gouge his eyes out. So you're into it. Withholding judgment! When can I see you? Certainly not until you finish An Imperial Affliction. I enjoyed being coy. Then I'd better hang up and start reading. You'd better, I said, and the line clicked dead without another word. Flirting was new to me, but I liked it.

The Fault in Our Stars (ed. Penguin, 2012) - ISBN: 9781101569184