Joe Orton Short Quotes

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Truscott: I'm no fool.
Fay: Your secret is safe with me.

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Fay: The Ten Commandments. She was a great believer in some of them.

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Geraldine: At least give me back my clothes. I feel naked without them.

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With insanity, as with vomit, it is the passerby who receives the inconvenience.

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Truscott: How dare you involve me in a situation for which no memo has been issued.

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Geraldine: We must tell the truth!
Prentice: That's a thoroughly defeatist attitude.

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Fay: Your explanation had the ring over your balls. Naturally I disbelieved every word.

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You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

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Prentice: Unnatural vice can ruin a man.
Rance: Ruin follows the accusation not the vice.

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Prentice: It's ridiculous. I'm a married man.
Match: Marriage excuses no one the freaks' roll-call.

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Mrs Prentice: Have you taken up transvestism? I'd no idea our marriage teetered on the edge of fashion.

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The kind of people who always go on about whether a thing is in good taste invariably have very bad taste.

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McLeavy: I'm innocent. (A little unsure of himself, the beginnings of panic) Doesn't that mean anything to you?

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Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paper work down to a minimum.

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Mrs Prentice: You put me in an impossible position.
Nick: No position is impossible when you're young and healthy.

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Mike: There's no word in the Irish language for what you were doing.
Wilson: In Lapland they have no word for snow.

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Fay: What will you do when you're old?
Hal: I shall die.
Fay: I see you're determined to run the gamut of all experience.

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I'd the upbringing a nun would envy and that's the truth. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.

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Two young people—one mad and one sexually insatiable—both naked—are roaming this house. At all costs we must prevent a collision.

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Prentice: This appalling situation is the result of my lax moral code. It's clean living and Teach Yourself Woodwork for me from now on!

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On our way home we were waiting for the bus when a very fat, pompous-looking woman reeled out of a pub shouting, "Melancholia? Ad nauseam."

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Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child?…
Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception.

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Mrs Prentice: My uterine contractions have been bogus for some time!
Prentice: What a discovery! Married to the mistress of the fraudulent climax.

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Usual messages from the heads of the establishment. The Queen from Windsor, the Pope from Rome: Pilate and Caiaphas celebrating the birth of Christ.

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Rance: How shocking! His abnormal condition has driven him to seek refuge in religion. Always the last ditch stand of a man on the brink of disaster.

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