What I tried to do was talk baseball. And the big thing I learned was to stay with the ball, stay with the game. Statistics weren't my line. Statistics are like a lamppost for a drunk. If you don't know what to do, say what somebody hit in Paduka. But who really cares?


USA Today (20 February 2013)

Joe Garagiola Sr. Quotes

What I tried to do was talk baseball. And the big thing I learned was to stay with the ball, stay with the game. Statistics weren't my line....

What I tried to do was talk baseball. And the big thing I learned was to stay with the ball, stay with the game. Statistics weren't my line....

What I tried to do was talk baseball. And the big thing I learned was to stay with the ball, stay with the game. Statistics weren't my line....

What I tried to do was talk baseball. And the big thing I learned was to stay with the ball, stay with the game. Statistics weren't my line....