My high school guidance counselor, Mrs. Inverholl, once had me take an aptitude test to figure out my future. The number one job recommendation for my set of skills was an air traffic accident investigator, of which there are fewer than fifty in the world. The number two job was a museum curator for Chinese-American studies. The number three job was a circus clown.

The Jodi Picoult Collection #4: Change of Heart, Handle with Care, and House Rules (ed. Simon and Schuster, 2012) - ISBN: 9781476703893