We're vampires, he said. Not fairies. Sometimes I'm not so sure about that. You see that study your king hangs out in? He's nearly blind. Which explains why he hasn't hanged himself in that pastel train wreck. I thought you were bitching about the gloom-and-doom decorating? I free-associate.

Lover Avenged: Number 7 in series (ed. Hachette UK, 2010) - ISBN: 9780748119615