Jesse Ventura Short Quotes

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They're Crips and Bloods in Brooks Brothers suits.

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Some felt I'm not academically qualified, and they're right.

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It's panhandling... That's the system we have, though. It's based on bribery.

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If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.

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Let's face it: WikiLeaks exists because the mainstream media haven't done their job.

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I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off.

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There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

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I give kudos to them for having the courage to bring me here... The risk is, I'm not the status quo.

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I asked him the most important question that I think you could ask — if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

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In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

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I feel used. I feel violated and duped over the fact that that turned into nothing more than a political rally.

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The current use of the National Guard is wrong... These are men who did not sign up to go occupy foreign nations.

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To this day, I'm against the draft. I believe the military is much stronger if it's an all-volunteer organization.

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I decided to run for governor because I got mad.... I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.

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I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be smaller, but it would be more effective.

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Could someone please tell me how this will affect me? Come on, this is Harvard, folks. I came all the way out here to learn this.

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My major criticism of today's media is, they're no longer reporting the news, they're creating it. When that happens, you're in deep trouble.

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After Barack Obama won the 2008 presidential election, I was heartened to see him issue an Open Government Initiative on his first full day in office.

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Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.

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Government works less efficiently when it begins to grow out of control and takes on more and more of the responsibilities that belong to the citizens.

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Having been a villain in wrestling, my relationship with the media has always been rocky. They don't view wrestling for what it really is, entertainment.

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Remember that government doesn't earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to get money from the government, that money must first be taken from somebody else.

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I looked at my wife and said, "You know what? If these people put their own dollar-an-hour raise above the integrity of our nation, I don't wanna be their boss anymore."

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WikiLeaks is exposing our government officials for the frauds that they are. They also show us how governments work together to lie to their citizens when they are waging war.

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