Hi, do you me? My face is seen around Cincinnati constantly. But when I travel, say across state lines people don't know me, Jerry Springer, from Jerry Ford. That's way I carry this, the American Express Card. It's the card that good at thousands of clubs and motels across the river. I can even get hassle free check approval. For quick and enjoyable entertainment it can't be beat, just like me.

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