Jerry Seinfeld Quote

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.


I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)


I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.