He's so small, he's the only man I know who has turn-ups on his underpants.


Attributed to Jerry Dennis in: Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (Oxford University Press, 2013), p. 34. Quoted without any attribution in other books.


He's so small, he's the only man I know who has turn-ups on his underpants.

He's so small, he's the only man I know who has turn-ups on his underpants.

He's so small, he's the only man I know who has turn-ups on his underpants.

He's so small, he's the only man I know who has turn-ups on his underpants.