It's true, I did say I wanted girlfriends," I capitulated hesitantly, "but couldn't we start with something smaller and less terrifying? Like maybe spend a weekend at a crack house? I heard those people are very nonjudgmental, and if you accidentally say something offensive you can just blame it on their hallucinations.

Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir) (ed. Pan Macmillan, 2012) - ISBN: 9781447223450