Jenny Lawson Quote

I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was calling from inside my bathroom, where I'd OD'ed on laxatives, and that a possible rapist was quietly passing me notes under the bathroom door.

Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir) (ed. Pan Macmillan, 2012) - ISBN: 9781447223450

I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was calling from inside my bathroom, where ...

I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was calling from inside my bathroom, where ...

I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was calling from inside my bathroom, where ...

I picked up the phone to call the police, but then I considered how it would sound when I told them that I was calling from inside my bathroom, where ...