There are a lot of things I might be good at, such as competitive figure skating, window washing from ten stories up, and being an open heart surgeon. I might also make an excellent Kamikaze pilot - except for the fact that I don't want to learn how to fly and have no interest in taking my own life on behalf of Japan.

I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids (2013 edition), Simon and Schuster - ISBN: 9781451667011