I have tremendous respect for women after watching my wife give birth three times. I could never, ever raise a child to whom I gave birth. You know, because a newborn is about the size of a basketball, and if I had to expel a basketball from my body via a very restricted passageway, I would never want to see that basketball again. Not even on weekends.


Comedy Central Presents Jeff Stilson (2003)

Jeff Stilson Quotes

I have tremendous respect for women after watching my wife give birth three times. I could never, ever raise a child to whom I gave birth. You know,...

I have tremendous respect for women after watching my wife give birth three times. I could never, ever raise a child to whom I gave birth. You know,...

I have tremendous respect for women after watching my wife give birth three times. I could never, ever raise a child to whom I gave birth. You know,...

I have tremendous respect for women after watching my wife give birth three times. I could never, ever raise a child to whom I gave birth. You know,...