A few moments later Mom opened my door and peered in at me. "Logan Hansen is here to see you." If it had been anyone else in the world, I would have told my mother to send him away. Santa Claus himself could have shown up to explain his whereabouts since my childhood, and I would have turned him out.
All's Fair in Love, War and High School (ed. Bloomsbury Publishing USA, 2009) - ISBN: 9780802721532