You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water? Yeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front? The baptismal font? That's it. They got it filled with holy water, free for the taking. Brilliant, I said to Lula. She tapped her head with her finger. No grass growin' here.

Smokin' Seventeen (ed. Hachette UK, 2011) - ISBN: 9780755384914